Barbie Car Boozer Busted

A 40-year-old, 6’ tall Clacton-on-Sea in Essex man, was tearing down the road stuffed into a child’s motorized Barbie car. He was ripping along at the vehicle’s top speed of 4 miles per hour when police stopped him along the road at night.

Police administered a Breathalyzer test and booked Hutton for driving under the influence of alcohol. His blood-alcohol content was double the legal limit.

For his offense, Hutton was banned from driving a real car for three years. After the hearing where he learned of his fate, Hutton admitted that he was “a complete twit” for earning himself the driving ban.

The man an ex-RAF aeronautical engineer who studies electric engineering at the Colchester Institute, said he had been drinking while working on the pink plastic electric car to ready it for his child, and took it out for a test spin when he was arrested.

This three year suspension was imposed because of the man’s prior convictions for drunk driving.