Police Arrest Satan and Helper

There was nothing particularly unusual about a Santa Barbara Police officer arresting a 39-year old man and his 46 year-old buddy for public intoxication after the pair was taken to a local hospital for alcohol poisoning.

It became unusual when the man identified himself as Satan and accused the officer of being a Jesus lover; questioned his sexual orientation, and relationship with his mother.

At any rate the Lucifer wannabe and his right hand man, presumably Beelzebub, are sobering up in County jail having been unable to post bail. It could be an interesting court appearance.