A 29-year old Chicago woman earned herself a police escort to jail over the weekend after cops say she cursed out, threatened, and refused to pay a cab driver.

Then the woman used her cell phone for her one free call but not to a relative, friend lawyer or bail bondsman but to 911 to complain she was trapped inside the jail.

Police did not rescure her nor were they amused. She was charged with theft of labor or services, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. She was also charged with making a false 911 report,