At about 2AM a 20-year old California man was observed backing his car into a utility pole in a 7-11 store parking lot at high speed then pulling forward and doing it again. When he was pulled over he denied imbibing or for that matter smashing into the pole twice explain he was a Christian. He was arrested and booked for drunk driving testing more that twice the legal limit.

The arresting officer’s report said the man’s speech was slurred and he smelled of “alcohol” which will almost certainly make a defense lawyer gleeful since alcohol has no odor – booze does but but not alcohol.

While it is unknown whether there was a local midnight communion or how many times the man might have taken it communion he’ll have to post bail and convince the judge of his religious miracle.